Smut Queen 40 Oz Laser-Engraved Tumbler
Price range: $40.00 through $45.00
For Readers Who Don’t Mess Around
Meet your new literary companion – a laser-engraved masterpiece that’s as unapologetically bookish as you are. This 40oz double-wall stainless steel tumbler features hilariously relatable bookworm quotes and stunning artwork including the iconic “Smut Queen” skeleton design. With cheeky phrases like “Good girls read dark romance,” “F*ck off I’m reading,” and “You had me at trigger warnings,” it speaks directly to every reader’s soul.
The versatile handle can be used for comfort or removed for a sleek look, while the rubber bottom prevents sliding during those marathon reading sessions. Double-wall construction keeps your coffee piping hot or iced drinks perfectly chilled for hours – perfect for late-night reading marathons, book club meetings, or beach reading sessions. Whether you’re sipping morning coffee with fantasy or evening tea with romance, this tumbler celebrates the beautiful chaos of being completely book-obsessed.
Warning: May cause spontaneous book purchases and an irresistible urge to add “just one more” book to your TBR pile.
For Readers Who Don’t Mess Around
Meet your new literary companion – a laser-engraved masterpiece that’s as unapologetically bookish as you are. This isn’t your average tumbler; it’s a statement piece for readers who know that a good book and the perfect drink go hand in hand.
What Makes This Tumbler Special:
- Massive 40oz capacity – Because marathon reading sessions require serious hydration
- Laser-engraved sass – Featuring hilariously relatable bookworm quotes and stunning artwork including the iconic “Smut Queen” skeleton design
- Double-wall stainless steel construction – Keeps your coffee piping hot or your iced drinks perfectly chilled for hours
- Versatile handle design – Use it with the ergonomic handle for comfort, or remove it for a sleek, streamlined look
- Rubber bottom grip – No more sliding around on your nightstand or coffee table
Perfect For:
- Late-night reading marathons fueled by caffeine
- Book club meetings where you need to make a statement
- Beach reading sessions that last all day
- Commuter reading with your favorite beverage
- Gifting to your fellow book-obsessed friends
The cheeky phrases scattered across this tumbler speak directly to every reader’s soul: “Good girls read dark romance,” “F*ck off I’m reading,” “You had me at trigger warnings,” and “I’m a sucker for a spicy fairytale.” It’s like having your reading personality emblazoned on the perfect drinking vessel.
Whether you’re sipping morning coffee while devouring the latest fantasy release or enjoying evening tea with a steamy romance, this tumbler celebrates the beautiful chaos of being completely book-obsessed.
Warning: May cause spontaneous book purchases and an irresistible urge to add “just one more” book to your TBR pile.
| Weight | 1 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | N/A |
| Color | White & Gold, Black & Gold, White & Rainbow, Black & Rainbow |
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