Description
For Readers Who Don’t Mess Around
Meet your new literary companion – a laser-engraved masterpiece that’s as unapologetically bookish as you are. This isn’t your average tumbler; it’s a statement piece for readers who know that a good book and the perfect drink go hand in hand.
What Makes This Tumbler Special:
- Massive 40oz capacity – Because marathon reading sessions require serious hydration
- Laser-engraved sass – Featuring hilariously relatable bookworm quotes and stunning artwork including the iconic “Smut Queen” skeleton design
- Double-wall stainless steel construction – Keeps your coffee piping hot or your iced drinks perfectly chilled for hours
- Versatile handle design – Use it with the ergonomic handle for comfort, or remove it for a sleek, streamlined look
- Rubber bottom grip – No more sliding around on your nightstand or coffee table
Perfect For:
- Late-night reading marathons fueled by caffeine
- Book club meetings where you need to make a statement
- Beach reading sessions that last all day
- Commuter reading with your favorite beverage
- Gifting to your fellow book-obsessed friends
The cheeky phrases scattered across this tumbler speak directly to every reader’s soul: “Good girls read dark romance,” “F*ck off I’m reading,” “You had me at trigger warnings,” and “I’m a sucker for a spicy fairytale.” It’s like having your reading personality emblazoned on the perfect drinking vessel.
Whether you’re sipping morning coffee while devouring the latest fantasy release or enjoying evening tea with a steamy romance, this tumbler celebrates the beautiful chaos of being completely book-obsessed.
Warning: May cause spontaneous book purchases and an irresistible urge to add “just one more” book to your TBR pile.
